Kitten Coin Bank

I don't even know what to say about this thing, except that I want it. A recent double-blind communication research study proved that the internet runs on kitties, and this is our contribution to keeping the internet running smoothly.

What. The. F.

$25 shipped with Amazon Prime
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101 Whiskies to Try Before You Die

The last time I turned down a whiskey, I didn’t understand the question.

“Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough.” – Mark Twain.

I enjoy whiskey, especially good bourbon, so this book by Ian Buxton caught my eye the second I saw it. What you won't find in this book are deliberately  obscure, ridiculously expensive, or extremely limited whiskeys. What you will find is 101 reasons to get sauced off some of the worlds best whiskey. 


The book is not an awards list or a list of the "best", instead it is more of a list of 101 drinks that whiskey buffs should try to experience some great bottles. The whiskey world has many different things to consider, such as the many different types of whiskeys ( Grain whiskey vs. Malt whiskey), the proper glassware for your drink, and the different "cultures" behind every variety.  101 Whiskeys to try before you die does not try to rate the different drinks, rather it explains the questions, backgrounds, and processes involved behind some great whiskey.

“I should never have switched from Scotch to Martini's”
-Humphrey Bogart's last words.

~$13 via amazon.
Check it out here:  Amazon  101Whiskies to Try Before you Die 

OCD cutting board

carrots only taste good if they are cut at exactly 45 degree angles.

Make sure you measure every ingredient three times before adding it.
This beechwood cutting board is perfect for the compulsive cook.
Featuring precise measurements allowing you to bisect that broccoli and triangulate those tomatoes.

Measures 9" x12"

Fred OCD cutting board: $25

Check it out here: Amazon

Spiral Clock

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead
-Garry Shandling

Decorate any room with this clock that looks like it came straight off the set of Inception. 

10" diameter, black plastic case. $15
Also available as a larger roman numeral version.

Check it out here: Cafepress

84 Egg Sandwich. Epic Mealtime

Rise and Shine you tired ass mother****er! Time for some McMuffin Mountains.

I love breakfast sandwiches, and I love Epic Mealtime. Therefore it would be irresponsible of me not to share it with the masses.
Enjoy.